Pakhad Dotcidbuglap is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, omniscient pigeon.

Pakhad Dotcidbuglap created the Andromeda Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pakhad Dotcidbuglap, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pakhad Dotcidbuglap, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Pakhad Dotcidbuglap's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Pakhad Dotcidbuglap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never remain prostrate at midnight.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near whales while wearing violet rings.

4. Retreat if four frogs approach from the south.

5. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.