Sidhinwot is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, stupid dolphin.

Sidhinwot created the planet Mars eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidhinwot, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sidhinwot, it will make you grow a tail.

Sidhinwot's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Sidhinwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Never jump in the presence of mites.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.