Hunhugrap is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, duplicitous swallow.

Hunhugrap created a down quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunhugrap, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hunhugrap, she will destroy your home solar system.

Hunhugrap's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Hunhugrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of gooseberries to turtles while wearing white rings.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Never remain prostrate at dusk.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always remove coats before entering holy places.