Geb is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ruthless warg.

Geb created carbon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Geb, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Geb, he will destroy your home planet.

Geb's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Geb's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites in need.

2. Never cross forests at dusk.

3. Never travel toward the north during summer.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not speak sacred words in winter.