Cenfumbum is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, staggering pig.

Cenfumbum created an electron three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenfumbum, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cenfumbum, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cenfumbum's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Cenfumbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always treat whales with great respect.

4. Never adorn your hands with white markings.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.