Dodgarhadsatpitkim is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humane faun.

Dodgarhadsatpitkim created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodgarhadsatpitkim, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dodgarhadsatpitkim, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dodgarhadsatpitkim's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Dodgarhadsatpitkim's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured badgers.

2. Never gather nine gulls in one place.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.