Arfgadtar is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, merciless scorpion.

Arfgadtar created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfgadtar, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Arfgadtar, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Arfgadtar's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Arfgadtar's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse blood with water.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never point your chest toward the east during prayer.

4. Never fashion tools from bone.

5. Learn six new languages a year.