Lenrakken is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, egotistical finch.

Lenrakken created the world nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenrakken, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lenrakken, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Lenrakken's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Lenrakken's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Worship no other gods but Lenrakken.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Never mark doors with yellow.

5. Never write about chlorophyll.