Fotlipgun is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, sapient rhinoceros.

Fotlipgun created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fotlipgun, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fotlipgun, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fotlipgun's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Fotlipgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch oil while clean.

2. Never travel toward the north during winter.

3. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Fotlipgun in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.