Fossnurtweexuckflanpodmilfot is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, intelligent bat.

Fossnurtweexuckflanpodmilfot created vertebrates seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fossnurtweexuckflanpodmilfot, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fossnurtweexuckflanpodmilfot, it will send minions to preach to you.

Fossnurtweexuckflanpodmilfot's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Fossnurtweexuckflanpodmilfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into magenta rooms.

2. Never think about special relativity.

3. Never approach forests carrying bone.

4. You must pray to Fossnurtweexuckflanpodmilfot three times a day.

5. Never eat corn.