Bammetpark is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, caring snail.

Bammetpark created humanity five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bammetpark, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bammetpark, he will turn you into a puffin.

Bammetpark's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Bammetpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Never approach crossroads carrying bone.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not place corn upon stone.