Bamhudnib is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, generous swan.

Bamhudnib created Asia six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamhudnib, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bamhudnib, he will boil you in a big pot.

Bamhudnib's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Bamhudnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near dogs while wearing indigo hats and balancing three gold spheres on your neck.

2. Never remain kneeling at dawn.

3. Run away from white voles, for they are unholy.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.

5. Pray only in firelight.