Babcityim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, merciless hyena.

Babcityim created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babcityim, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Babcityim, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Babcityim's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Babcityim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Never write about optics.

3. Do not fashion tools from silver.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.