Dutnarfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a large, self-assured crocodile.

Dutnarfoss created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dutnarfoss, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dutnarfoss, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dutnarfoss' most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Dutnarfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Dutnarfoss loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never talk about fire.