Pannegjam is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, capable hare.

Pannegjam created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pannegjam, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pannegjam, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Pannegjam's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Pannegjam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never fashion tools from stone.

4. Do not resist order.

5. Never write about stars.