Nulgofgam Safgilwee is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omnipotent dragonfly.

Nulgofgam Safgilwee created matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulgofgam Safgilwee, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nulgofgam Safgilwee, she will turn you into a mouse.

Nulgofgam Safgilwee's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Nulgofgam Safgilwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Always remove boots before entering holy places.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Do not step barefoot upon gray earth.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.