Stikmipwik is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tranquil penguin.

Stikmipwik created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikmipwik, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Stikmipwik, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Stikmipwik's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Stikmipwik's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant white sculpture of Stikmipwik in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not bounce at forests.

3. Never talk about chromosomes.

4. Run away if six ants approach from the west.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near seals while wearing brown shorts and balancing three zinc spheres on your arms.