Bimquimkab is a god.

It takes the form of a large, impressive ant.

Bimquimkab created a down quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bimquimkab, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bimquimkab, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bimquimkab's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Bimquimkab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Feed all hungry dolphins.

5. Never approach crossroads carrying ash.