Maplamhud is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, omniscient chinchilla.

Maplamhud created the cosmos seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Maplamhud, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Maplamhud, she will make you grow a tail.

Maplamhud's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Maplamhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Do not hurt aardvarks.

3. Do not prepare parsnips while wearing rings.

4. Maplamhud must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Eagles are not to be trusted.