Bogjarnbafrapdav is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, merciless scorpion.

Bogjarnbafrapdav created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogjarnbafrapdav, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bogjarnbafrapdav, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bogjarnbafrapdav's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Bogjarnbafrapdav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

2. Always share turnips with strangers, but never with ants.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Never gather seven badgers in one place.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.