Sidmonzed is a god.

She takes the form of a small, narcissistic owl.

Sidmonzed created gold four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidmonzed, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sidmonzed, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sidmonzed's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Sidmonzed's Holy Commandments

1. Always store grapes above ground.

2. Do not wear trousers marked with violet.

3. Never write about enzymes.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Always wear plain scarves during rituals.