Bodfab is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, overgenerous jackal.

Bodfab created the world two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodfab, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bodfab, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bodfab's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Bodfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip at mountains.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never stain your feet with orange.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Never point your arms toward the north during prayer.