Liddudzan is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, ill-tempered troll.

Liddudzan created a strange quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Liddudzan, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Liddudzan, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Liddudzan's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Liddudzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach rivers carrying stone.

2. Always store bread above ground.

3. Pray only in moonlight.

4. Never talk about whales.

5. Always remove trousers before entering holy places.