Dubmegnarxin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, weak faun.

Dubmegnarxin created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubmegnarxin, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dubmegnarxin, it will turn you into a rat.

Dubmegnarxin's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Dubmegnarxin's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight ducks approach from the south.

2. Never talk about birds.

3. Never write about fluid mechanics.

4. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

5. Never write about moons.