Farndidzed is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, ruthless deer.

Farndidzed created the planet Earth twelve years ago.

If you believe in Farndidzed, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Farndidzed, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Farndidzed's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Farndidzed's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat doves with great respect.

2. You must pray to Farndidzed four times a day.

3. Run away if six voles approach from the west.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never prepare beans during spring.