Hugflatdib is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, moody horse.

Hugflatdib created the Sunflower Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugflatdib, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hugflatdib, it will ignore you.

Hugflatdib's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Hugflatdib's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never cross forests at dusk.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never gather nine whales in one place.

5. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.