Boghivdidtettibetvig is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, selfish swallow.

Boghivdidtettibetvig created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boghivdidtettibetvig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Boghivdidtettibetvig, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Boghivdidtettibetvig's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Boghivdidtettibetvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of snakes.

2. You must love Boghivdidtettibetvig.

3. Always cleanse blood with water.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never hurt squirrels.