Yimkopcabnull is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, quiet wolf.

Yimkopcabnull created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Yimkopcabnull, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yimkopcabnull, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Yimkopcabnull's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Yimkopcabnull's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to eight before sleeping.

2. Do not resist balance.

3. Never speak aloud of secrets.

4. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

5. Never pray while filled with envy.