Japvedtaf is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, strong clam.

Japvedtaf created the planet Venus twelve years ago.

If you believe in Japvedtaf, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Japvedtaf, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Japvedtaf's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Japvedtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from copper.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not consume figs at dawn.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.