Ranfarnbom is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, ill-tempered mouse.

Ranfarnbom created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ranfarnbom, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ranfarnbom, he will throw large rocks at you.

Ranfarnbom's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Ranfarnbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never feed aubergines to moths while wearing hats.

5. Never eat bark.