Wiggidmip is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, humane clam.

Wiggidmip created dark matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wiggidmip, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wiggidmip, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Wiggidmip's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Wiggidmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

2. Never feed limes to doves while wearing brown trousers.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never mention frogs.

5. Never speak aloud of secrets.