Capzakpin is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, flying cat.

Capzakpin created the planet Venus six billion years ago.

If you believe in Capzakpin, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Capzakpin, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Capzakpin's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Capzakpin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan monkeys, for they are unholy.

2. Always wash your chest before prayer.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not record secrets concerning dwarf planets.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near mice while wearing pink boots.