Meghadapp is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, able duck.

Meghadapp created light seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Meghadapp, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Meghadapp, it will turn you into a dog.

Meghadapp's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Meghadapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never handle lead while unclean.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. You must love Meghadapp.