Mapnabmis is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, dishonest whale.

Mapnabmis created humanity five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapnabmis, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mapnabmis, it will refuse to believe in you.

Mapnabmis' most sacred site is Camon in France.

Mapnabmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt seals.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Always maintain humility during days of mourning.

5. Heed all dreams.