Bodbabgesshon is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, confident horse.

Bodbabgesshon created Africa five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodbabgesshon, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bodbabgesshon, it will not care at all.

Bodbabgesshon's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Bodbabgesshon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear fawn kilts on sacred days.

2. Always act with purity when addressing children.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Always count to four before sleeping.

5. Do not eat spinach.