Fonfidmip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, omnipotent hare.

Fonfidmip created Africa two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fonfidmip, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fonfidmip, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fonfidmip's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Fonfidmip's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always remove rings before touching silver.

3. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

4. Do not prepare carrots while filled with envy.

5. Do not step barefoot upon violet earth.