Sadbapjan Popabfem is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthinking giraffe.

Sadbapjan Popabfem created tapeworms three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sadbapjan Popabfem, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sadbapjan Popabfem, he will be very sad.

Sadbapjan Popabfem's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Sadbapjan Popabfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with anger.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Run away if nine goats approach from the west.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Never jump near rats.