Rillmumbast is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, witty pigeon.

Rillmumbast created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillmumbast, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rillmumbast, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Rillmumbast's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Rillmumbast's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Rillmumbast's priests.

2. Do not sing at mountains.

3. Feed all hungry sharks.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force near otters while wearing violet rings and balancing eight iron spheres on your feet.

5. Learn six new languages a year.