Tagbodkop is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, vain pigeon.

Tagbodkop created the world nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagbodkop, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tagbodkop, it will have a low opinion of you.

Tagbodkop's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Tagbodkop's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Tagbodkop nine times a day.

2. Never think about dark energy near horses while wearing violet shorts and balancing eight carbon spheres on your back.

3. Never feed lemons to snakes while wearing stockings.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never speak the names of stars aloud.