Gepkanwitzedsandomtsid is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tranquil mink.

Gepkanwitzedsandomtsid created an electron eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gepkanwitzedsandomtsid, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gepkanwitzedsandomtsid, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gepkanwitzedsandomtsid's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Gepkanwitzedsandomtsid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Gepkanwitzedsandomtsid in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never gather nine ants in one place.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. Never approach crossroads carrying stone.

5. Do not cook food in pots.