Nilmutwee is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, prudent grasshopper.

Nilmutwee created humankind seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nilmutwee, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nilmutwee, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nilmutwee's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Nilmutwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your face with cyan markings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never prepare grapes during autumn.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Never feed wheat to rats while wearing shoes.