Hugcinfem is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, passionate mongoose.

Hugcinfem created Africa two million years ago.

If you believe in Hugcinfem, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hugcinfem, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Hugcinfem's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Hugcinfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

2. Do not record numbers concerning stars.

3. Always help sick mites.

4. Remain bowed during prayer.

5. Always act with patience when addressing children.