Dagdidfad is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unfair tortoise.

Dagdidfad created dark matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dagdidfad, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dagdidfad, it will try to impress you with trees.

Dagdidfad's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Dagdidfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Never touch oil while blessed.

5. Do not contemplate the weak nuclear force during the night.