Bustafgil is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, deceitful manatee.

Bustafgil created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bustafgil, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bustafgil, he will turn you into a rock.

Bustafgil's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Bustafgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your face with fawn markings.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near voles while wearing orange shoes and balancing six titanium spheres on your arms.

3. Do not eat coconuts.

4. Never fashion tools from ash.

5. Never tolerate cries in holy places.