Xemhubsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, benevolent capybara.

Xemhubsaw created energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xemhubsaw, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Xemhubsaw, she will be very unhappy.

Xemhubsaw's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Xemhubsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Always help doves.

2. Do not consume parsnips at dawn.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never think about photosynthesis.