Pomparkgup is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, happy salamander.

Pomparkgup created the Virgo Supercluster six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomparkgup, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pomparkgup, she will send minions to preach to you.

Pomparkgup's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Pomparkgup's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

2. Never mention dogs.

3. Never pray while filled with fear.

4. Always store cherries above ground.

5. You must pray to Pomparkgup four times a day.