Cibdobbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, bad-tempered guinea pig.

Cibdobbeg created light three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibdobbeg, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cibdobbeg, it will not care.

Cibdobbeg's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Cibdobbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Cibdobbeg in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near grasshopers while wearing purple corsets and balancing seven iron spheres on your chest.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Never allow hamsters to witness sacred rites.

5. Do not run in public.