Sidarnyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, annoying dryad.

Sidarnyatt created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Sidarnyatt, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sidarnyatt, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Sidarnyatt's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Sidarnyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.

2. Always count to five before sleeping.

3. You must love Sidarnyatt.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always stare at clouds.