Fosscudzenhimtofsitrulnarl is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, weak alligator.

Fosscudzenhimtofsitrulnarl created oxygen eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fosscudzenhimtofsitrulnarl, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fosscudzenhimtofsitrulnarl, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fosscudzenhimtofsitrulnarl's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fosscudzenhimtofsitrulnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

2. Never approach mountains carrying stone.

3. Always act with obedience.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never eat green fruit.