Bessvegnutt is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, kind sheep.

Bessvegnutt created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bessvegnutt, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bessvegnutt, he will turn you into a mouse.

Bessvegnutt's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Bessvegnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not speak of ultrasonics near sacred fires.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.